Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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