Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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