You surviving the open bar?
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can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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