so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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