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• (303): View more from Colorado

  well if you came here i would keep you awake :*

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  did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!

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• (408): View more from California

  You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  You insisted on take shots off of plates.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time

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  21 Women Compare Anal and Vaginal Sex

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  why would you automatically assume i'm high...

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  you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  What's goes good with Everclear?

  (701): View more from North Dakota

  Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.

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