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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM

  (616): View more from Michigan

  Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?

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  wait... oh

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro

  (773): View more from Illinois

  yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.

  (708): View more from Illinois

  how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.

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  So you're drunk waiting for the bus.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?

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• (585): View more from New York

  I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky

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