If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
If I die, sorry about rent.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Floor bacon is actually really good