i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
organizing the empties. That sober.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
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I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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