I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
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She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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