We're like a lot better than the average bears
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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