Kiss
Puke
You're completely useless in the revolution.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
