Ketchup is God's man juice
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
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I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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