Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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