do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
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I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
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It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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