I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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