just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
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The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
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I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm like, not good at living.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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