I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
ugly people sure do ruin things
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
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I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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