I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
You can make out without kissing
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