Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
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He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
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At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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