The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
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for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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