Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
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it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
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im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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