Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
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Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
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I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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