I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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