Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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