my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
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i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
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Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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