either way he was missing a nipple.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
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DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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