I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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