My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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