Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
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Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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