I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
time to smoke my breakfast
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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