If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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