I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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