he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
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