So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
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Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
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Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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