if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
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Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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