After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize