Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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