would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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