Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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