What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
