epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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