i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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