his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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