I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Drake has all the answers
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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