everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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