I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Randomize
