I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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