I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Randomize
