We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I accidentally had phone sex last night
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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