Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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