1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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