Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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