I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
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No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
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We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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