: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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