I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
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I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
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Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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