Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
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Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
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That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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