HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
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I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
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Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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